Is bin Laden's dye job an attempt to woo Whitney?
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Wire photosBin Laden before and after the dye job? Word must have finally reached Osama bin Laden that Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown have split up. It was reported last year that bin Laden had a big crush on the singer, and that he even considered bumping off Brown to clear a path to her heart. Now we hear that bin Laden may have dyed his graying beard black, which makes perfect sense if he's trying to attract a glamorous gal like Whitney. (Okay, she seemed a lot more glamorous before we saw her up close with Brown in that reality show.) At 50, bin Laden has reached an age (if he's actually made it to 50) where a guy -- even a guy who's already got several wives -- might doubt his ability to attract women. It's an age where a guy might seriously consider the toupee, the little blue pill or a very expensive sports car. And it can't be easy to meet women while you're hiding in the mountains of Afghanistan or Pakistan, especially a woman like Whitney. 
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we think he just wants to dance with somebody who loves him!
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